3+ week, 2+ day ago   (554+ words) Last Christmas, I rummaged through the cabinets in my parent’s new kitchen, looking for something or other but mostly being nosy. Inside were the same ceramic bowls and Pampered Chef paraphernalia from my childhood; the frosty, textured 50s glasses my mother…...

3+ week, 6+ day ago   (455+ words) Matthew broke his zoned-out, screen-scrolling silence with an “Aww.” We each chased two back-to-back shots with the can of DC. I went to my new bathroom to baptize it with, well, piss. When I came back to the kitchen, Matty…...